The painful pleasure episode 10&11&12
Episode 10
As we got
the stage, everything just went dark and silent, all
the halogen lamps went off and the sound system stopped
working. The generating plant had gone off, what happened
to it, I really can’t understand. Some guys said they had seen
a guy roaming around that area earlier. Probably, the guy
poured salt into the fuel tank. But why exactly would he
have done that? Well it’s a ‘win win’ for me.
Well, everything had gone ‘blank’, so I had to humbly leave
the stage. Sandra was already leaving the stage as I followed
her. Mayowa was nowhere to be found, I thought he ran
away immediately the lights went out, since he was at the
verge of being slapped earlier. I can’t be more thankful for
the whole ‘black out’. Was I really going to kiss a lady in front
of people, expecting them to clap? “The only time that
should happen is on my wedding day, even my mum will
clap.” I thought to myself.
People started leaving ‘anglomoz’, some were condemning
the party, some were blaming the organizers. Some called
the party a ‘flop’. All efforts to bring the generator back on
was to no avail.
I just stayed with Sandra, at one corner in Anglomoz area.
We were just ‘gisting’ in the dark (That was around 2am). By
the time we talked to a point, the whole of Anglomoz was
already scanty, and there were few people there. She was
such a saucy girl, a talkative. We ran out of things to discuss,
so we were quiet for a while.
Sandra broke the silence. “You wanna complete the game or
pay the fine ?” She said. I was quite confused because I
didn’t know she was referring to the ‘kiss-slap’ game. So I
asked, “what are you talking about?” She replied briskly
before I could even finish my question. “The devil’s basket of
course”. My heart beat became 10 times faster, as I didn’t
know what she was up to. But I just remained ‘the man’. “It’s
just me here, and you have to slap someone and kiss
another. How on earth do you want to go about that?” I
asked, pretending to be cool with the whole situation. “Wait
till you find out.” She answered. . . She stood up stood up,
and went to a pole very close to where we sat, and slapped
the pole twice with her left hand. “That’s the slap, now the
kiss.” She said coming closer to me. A part of me was saying
“do it!” and another was saying “don’t”. The closer she came,
the more confused I was. . .
the halogen lamps went off and the sound system stopped
working. The generating plant had gone off, what happened
to it, I really can’t understand. Some guys said they had seen
a guy roaming around that area earlier. Probably, the guy
poured salt into the fuel tank. But why exactly would he
have done that? Well it’s a ‘win win’ for me.
Well, everything had gone ‘blank’, so I had to humbly leave
the stage. Sandra was already leaving the stage as I followed
her. Mayowa was nowhere to be found, I thought he ran
away immediately the lights went out, since he was at the
verge of being slapped earlier. I can’t be more thankful for
the whole ‘black out’. Was I really going to kiss a lady in front
of people, expecting them to clap? “The only time that
should happen is on my wedding day, even my mum will
clap.” I thought to myself.
People started leaving ‘anglomoz’, some were condemning
the party, some were blaming the organizers. Some called
the party a ‘flop’. All efforts to bring the generator back on
was to no avail.
I just stayed with Sandra, at one corner in Anglomoz area.
We were just ‘gisting’ in the dark (That was around 2am). By
the time we talked to a point, the whole of Anglomoz was
already scanty, and there were few people there. She was
such a saucy girl, a talkative. We ran out of things to discuss,
so we were quiet for a while.
Sandra broke the silence. “You wanna complete the game or
pay the fine ?” She said. I was quite confused because I
didn’t know she was referring to the ‘kiss-slap’ game. So I
asked, “what are you talking about?” She replied briskly
before I could even finish my question. “The devil’s basket of
course”. My heart beat became 10 times faster, as I didn’t
know what she was up to. But I just remained ‘the man’. “It’s
just me here, and you have to slap someone and kiss
another. How on earth do you want to go about that?” I
asked, pretending to be cool with the whole situation. “Wait
till you find out.” She answered. . . She stood up stood up,
and went to a pole very close to where we sat, and slapped
the pole twice with her left hand. “That’s the slap, now the
kiss.” She said coming closer to me. A part of me was saying
“do it!” and another was saying “don’t”. The closer she came,
the more confused I was. . .
Episode 11
I gently
placed my hands oh her shoulder, and slowly
pushed her away. “I’m sorry, I can’t do this.”
She looked at me for a while. “Are you the last born? Why
are you making a big deal out of this? Seriously it’s no big
deal.” She began to raise her voice. “You don’t have to shout.
You are a very wonderful lady and I respect that. You are
funny, outspoken and I like that fact. But don’t you think that
by doing this, you are going overboard? We haven’t even
known each other for up to three months. And as a matter
of fact, this is the second time I’m seeing you in my whole
life. . .” I explained so she could understand me, but she
replied sharply. “Wait dude, what is the whole speech all
about, I didn’t ask you to date me, neither did ask you to
have sex with me, it was just a kind gesture, it’s all fine, we
are cool, I’m serious.” She started talking as if nothing had
happened. “Are you sure you are not mad at me?” I asked.
“Why would I be? I should be the one asking that question.”
She replied.
Since it was all settled, I thought it was time to go, then
Sandra looked at me and said “I don’t have to beg you to ask
for my number, do I?” I had totally forgotten to ask for her
number, the whole drama that just happened between us
has really destabilized me, that I didn’t even remember to
do that. “My bad!!! I’m sorry I totally forgot.” I brought out
my ‘palasa’ and gave it to her, she looked at the phone, then
she smiled, collected the phone and pressed in two
numbers, and saved them as ‘Sandra 1’ and ‘Sandra 2’
respectively.
“I don’t have to beg you to ask for my number, do I.” I
repeated the same thing she had said earlier. So she
brought out her PHONE. Yes! It has to be stressed, because
that was what should be referred to as phone, and not my
BB Tour. It was a Samsung ‘touch-screen’ phone, well I don’t
know about now, but then, Samsung phones were
considered to be one of the most expensive phones. I held
the phone carefully to avoid stories that touch the heart, and
pressed on the screen with my middle finger, my one and
only phone number. It was then it occurred to me that she
was a ‘rich kid’.
We said good night to each other, and I gave her a hug, then
we departed. That was around 3am, so I headed straight to
my room. As I was going, I was wondering “this girl must be
really rich o”. I got to my room, everyone had slept, Mayowa
was on his bed sleeping too. I just climbed my bunk and
slept.
pushed her away. “I’m sorry, I can’t do this.”
She looked at me for a while. “Are you the last born? Why
are you making a big deal out of this? Seriously it’s no big
deal.” She began to raise her voice. “You don’t have to shout.
You are a very wonderful lady and I respect that. You are
funny, outspoken and I like that fact. But don’t you think that
by doing this, you are going overboard? We haven’t even
known each other for up to three months. And as a matter
of fact, this is the second time I’m seeing you in my whole
life. . .” I explained so she could understand me, but she
replied sharply. “Wait dude, what is the whole speech all
about, I didn’t ask you to date me, neither did ask you to
have sex with me, it was just a kind gesture, it’s all fine, we
are cool, I’m serious.” She started talking as if nothing had
happened. “Are you sure you are not mad at me?” I asked.
“Why would I be? I should be the one asking that question.”
She replied.
Since it was all settled, I thought it was time to go, then
Sandra looked at me and said “I don’t have to beg you to ask
for my number, do I?” I had totally forgotten to ask for her
number, the whole drama that just happened between us
has really destabilized me, that I didn’t even remember to
do that. “My bad!!! I’m sorry I totally forgot.” I brought out
my ‘palasa’ and gave it to her, she looked at the phone, then
she smiled, collected the phone and pressed in two
numbers, and saved them as ‘Sandra 1’ and ‘Sandra 2’
respectively.
“I don’t have to beg you to ask for my number, do I.” I
repeated the same thing she had said earlier. So she
brought out her PHONE. Yes! It has to be stressed, because
that was what should be referred to as phone, and not my
BB Tour. It was a Samsung ‘touch-screen’ phone, well I don’t
know about now, but then, Samsung phones were
considered to be one of the most expensive phones. I held
the phone carefully to avoid stories that touch the heart, and
pressed on the screen with my middle finger, my one and
only phone number. It was then it occurred to me that she
was a ‘rich kid’.
We said good night to each other, and I gave her a hug, then
we departed. That was around 3am, so I headed straight to
my room. As I was going, I was wondering “this girl must be
really rich o”. I got to my room, everyone had slept, Mayowa
was on his bed sleeping too. I just climbed my bunk and
slept.
Episode
12
It was
10am already, and I was still on my bed, sleeping. As
the guys were laughing so loud, I had to wake up. Mayowa
had been giving them the ‘party gist’. I pretended I was still
sleeping as I listened to the conversation. . .
Mayowa: That girl for slap my face true true o, as d blackout
happen, omo na so I tear race o.
Olu: It fit be say na you she go kiss na, anything fit happen o
Emeka: If I hear say dat girl kiss am, make God con help you
make that girl hand strong well well, your face for tear reach
back. . .
Emeka is a very funny guy, so when I heard what he said, I
laughed loud, and they all knew I had been pretending all
the while. Mayowa told the guys how scared he was when he
thought he would be slapped. Then I narrated the part
Mayowa didn’t get to see; how she tried to kiss me, and how
I refused. When Emeka heard this, matters took another
turn, as he took the issue personal. “Guy, you dey craze o,
how girl go wan kiss you, you come dey form holy holy, your
father well well, your father yaga yaga. Girl wey you for do
strong thing, make she know say you be man, you con dey
do like pussy. Guy, you don fall my hand. If to say na me, I
for show her say Jesus no get tribal marks”. Emeka made me
feel I did something bad, and he really succeeded with the
help of Olu and Mayowa. I told them more about Sandra,
how we met and how she was just behaving. “Abeg, shey u
go gimme dat girl?” Olu asked, and Emeka replied him “Guy
free that part 1 girl for our guy o, make him flex, make him
dey alright”.
Seriously, the whole conversation we had that day made me
regret just rejecting Sandra that day, I wished I had done
more. “There will surely be another chance, and if the
chance is not forth-coming, I will create it.” I said to myself. I
had gotten her number already, so things won’t be difficult.
That day, there was an orientation programme for freshers,
but Mayowa and I didn’t bother to go, since Emeka and Olu
told us it wasn’t really important. They told us they were
always saying ‘ase’ (irrelevant stuffs).
We continued our registration, going from library to the
health center to the department to the faculty submitting
one document or the other. It was really stressful. We were
asked to pay dues to the faculty and departments and we
did. After like 2 weeks, lectures were going to start. So many
materials were introduced to us, and we bought the ones we
could. Lectures were going to commence, my university life
was about to start in full.
What next? Find out in Episode 13 and don’t forget to share
with friends.
the guys were laughing so loud, I had to wake up. Mayowa
had been giving them the ‘party gist’. I pretended I was still
sleeping as I listened to the conversation. . .
Mayowa: That girl for slap my face true true o, as d blackout
happen, omo na so I tear race o.
Olu: It fit be say na you she go kiss na, anything fit happen o
Emeka: If I hear say dat girl kiss am, make God con help you
make that girl hand strong well well, your face for tear reach
back. . .
Emeka is a very funny guy, so when I heard what he said, I
laughed loud, and they all knew I had been pretending all
the while. Mayowa told the guys how scared he was when he
thought he would be slapped. Then I narrated the part
Mayowa didn’t get to see; how she tried to kiss me, and how
I refused. When Emeka heard this, matters took another
turn, as he took the issue personal. “Guy, you dey craze o,
how girl go wan kiss you, you come dey form holy holy, your
father well well, your father yaga yaga. Girl wey you for do
strong thing, make she know say you be man, you con dey
do like pussy. Guy, you don fall my hand. If to say na me, I
for show her say Jesus no get tribal marks”. Emeka made me
feel I did something bad, and he really succeeded with the
help of Olu and Mayowa. I told them more about Sandra,
how we met and how she was just behaving. “Abeg, shey u
go gimme dat girl?” Olu asked, and Emeka replied him “Guy
free that part 1 girl for our guy o, make him flex, make him
dey alright”.
Seriously, the whole conversation we had that day made me
regret just rejecting Sandra that day, I wished I had done
more. “There will surely be another chance, and if the
chance is not forth-coming, I will create it.” I said to myself. I
had gotten her number already, so things won’t be difficult.
That day, there was an orientation programme for freshers,
but Mayowa and I didn’t bother to go, since Emeka and Olu
told us it wasn’t really important. They told us they were
always saying ‘ase’ (irrelevant stuffs).
We continued our registration, going from library to the
health center to the department to the faculty submitting
one document or the other. It was really stressful. We were
asked to pay dues to the faculty and departments and we
did. After like 2 weeks, lectures were going to start. So many
materials were introduced to us, and we bought the ones we
could. Lectures were going to commence, my university life
was about to start in full.
What next? Find out in Episode 13 and don’t forget to share
with friends.
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